Kanye West attempting to seduce Kanye West.
trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly
*dumps entire bottle of foundation on face*
I’m gonna start wearing makeup in my fucking sleep.
dear god, let it be enough
BOYS TO AVOID:
-boys that are against feminism
-boys that call girls sluts and whores
-boys that think a vagina gets loose after having a lot of sex
-white boys that use the n word
STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST
YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I
God bless old people on the Internet.
"i’M S0 drUnk i cAn’T evn TypE!"