also this is my favorite vine
BEING HETEROSEXUAL ISN’T NORMAL IT’S JUST COMMON
This is the truest statement I will ever reblog.
seeing untagged porn on your dash
"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"
… he just slapped a fucking cobra.
my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
sext: I bought you concert tickets
what’s the password