well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85
me: stop being racist please
family: listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
I miss this show
once i was so high that i heard a drum beat and for a good fifteen seconds i thought that the events of the movie jumanji were about to happen to me
who is she