darknessfilledwithdarkness:

gnarwolves

mangomamita:

also this is my favorite vine

☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

spacetimefabric:

bussykiller:

BEING HETEROSEXUAL ISN’T NORMAL IT’S JUST COMMON

This is the truest statement I will ever reblog.

aphkugelmugel:

seeing untagged porn on your dash

image

militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

stability:

sext: I bought you concert tickets

dildorrito:

what’s the password

dildorrito:

what’s the password